EBA: Lovin' Machine Uniform

OK, I should say this: even though I envy not wearing this suit, I'M NOT WORTHY OF WEARING SUCH A UNIFORM!

And now for my explanation: Now lately I've been playing Elite Beat Agents due to my strong interest in music (and improving my accuracy on some of the songs). So far the only song I can do on Hard ROCK! is my favorite song from the game "Makes No Difference." OK, I haven't got a "S" rank yet (I got one on the Cruisin' and Sweatin' difficulties, but those aren't 100% perfect!), but there's something about that song that makes me happy and I want to do my best to complete it!

... Then again, I get the same feeling when I'm doing "You're the Inspiration" due to the situation in that song and "Jumpin' Jack Flash" because of the melody for that cover... Yeah, I should reconsider that above sentence. But that's not the point here. The focus is the picture and what do I have to say about it. Well I'll give you a lengthy description about the suit and who can wear it, but allow me to explain my thoughts before I go off in a rambling tangent.

Now the suit itself is a mixture of Elite Beat Agents/Ouendan and Tengan Toppa Gurren Lagann, with the former making up the suit and the latter for the details, cape and the glasses. OK, the glasses that you see aren't the same pair that Simon gained near the end, so they are something special. The suit itself combines like a general's outfit and the combination of Simon's and Kamina's outfit to make this. The cape bears what I think will be the logo for the one to be call the "Lovin' Machine" and yeah the heart's a bit much but what can you say about it?

Overall, yes it's ridiculous to wear, but will people mock you when they see you wear this?

If I were to see this suit in real life, the only thing I'm going to do is put this into a case or give it to either Reggie Fils-Aime as a present, a museum for the amazing design (and I don't care about the fashion critics), or to a charity of my choice. And if I was to use this suit in my movie, the first thing is to get one in a case and then put it on someone, but who... and as I said, I'm not worthy to wear it. The only people I think are worthy are Reggie, Weird Al and Agent J (if Michael Jackson is alive, he'll probably in line to wear this suit). I can surely make a list of people who are deemed unworthy of this suit and wanna take a guess who's #1 on the list? (hint: if it does prove to be a "father," then I'll be one of the happiest boy on the world)

And now my description of the suit through the words of Commander Kahn:

"Gentlemen, what you see before you is the suit that is fitted for only one soldier of song and only one. That Agent has yet to step forward and this suit is waiting for that Agent to step forward. This is the only one of its kind, meaning that only one person can wear such a powerful uniform and only one can carry the title of a Lovin' Machine. No one is certain if the person will be a woman or a man but whoever that person is shall have the music sense strong enough to revive the earth from death.

"This one person, the Lovin' Mahcine, has the music sense strong enough to tackle every assignment given to him or her without any form of assistance, completing it flawlessly without missing a single beat. Their whole body is singing with the natural rhythm of the earth and connects to everything surrounding them, giving them the powers to control everything through music. It is through this suit that Agent will possess the ability to harness their music sense and use it to its greatest extent: to move the planets through song and dance.

"This suit, the very suit that makes one dance every known dance style created by man over the millenniums, dance to every song written and sung, sing and speak every language alive and dead, and see the natural harmony with those glasses. The suit makes the user's voice become the microphone and the body to become the stereo. Their feet makes the melody, creating the song that will unify the world and heal wounds dealt over time. The hands will conduct all actions happening within the Agent, moving everything to the beat and the rhythm of the song playing through the Agent. In fact, it is said that the Agent gifted with the music sense to revive the earth is said to be blazing with visible music sense, with his or her head, hands and feet burning with pure music.

"Even though there are gifted Agents out there in the world, none are worthy to wear such a uniform. I myself am not worthy of the suit, due to that I do not have the sense strong enough to save the world from dying. Perhaps one of these days a young Agent will step up and present him or herself to help save the world and claim the title of Lovin' Machine."

So how does one earn this special suit like? Well, here is what you have to do:

To earn this legendary suit, one must complete the following steps in order and perfectly, meaning completing all of the songs with all 300's. First, play "Canned Heat" on both EBA and osu! on the hardest difficulty and do them PERFECTLY! Next, go into EBA and play through "Without a Fight" and "Jumpin' Jack Flash" on Hard ROCK, earning two perfect "S" ranks. Next, open osu! and repeat the same songs in order, and earn two "SS" grades. Next, play "Don't Stop Me Now" on both Normal and Catch the Beat! perfectly on Hard ROCK! Finally, open "Through the Fire and Flames" and complete the song PERFECTLY on the Normal and Catch the Beat! modes on their highest difficulties. Once you have knocked the top-ranked players down to the ground, you earn this legendary suit and deserve to be call a Lovin' Machine.

Either that or wait for the world to die and try to dance to "Hardware Store" flawlessly all by yourself. Yeah, you better go with the former plan.

Good luck, Agents! Don't let me down!!

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Elite Beat Agents - (C) Nintendo and iNiS
Design - (C) as always... me!